Total Medals Earned: 319 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,910 Points
Medals Earned: 5/22 (45/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/235 points)
Cartoon Network 10/10
Marvel 10/10
Newgorunds 10/10
Nintendo 10/10
Capcom 10/10
Disney 10/10
Game of thrones 10/10
Grand Theft Auto 10/10
Mortal Kombat 10/10
South Park 10/10
Making the best of it!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (310/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/325 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Your grave is forever... unless someone steals it